Alright then...

Let's get started with a quick explanation.

I'm not here to tell you about going shopping. This is because i am a man and shopping bores me.

No, I'm one of those poor bastards who gets to stand on the other side of the counter. I'm the guy who has to smile at you while you do your best to kill me with your questionable hygiene, terrible halitosis and mind-numbing stupidity.

I'm a salesperson for an electronics store that shall remain unnamed (I don't want to get fired. Obviously), in the outer reaches of london. I get to give advice and help to hundreds of people, week in, week out. I'm the guy who tells you what leads you need for your hi-fi, what parts you need for your computer, ect, ect. (For the record, do not ask me those questions here. I will destroy you.)

So then. This blog. This is so i can vent at all of you, and in doing so at least make an attempt at preserving my sanity.

I only hope you like angry people.