If Only...

There are times i wish i could say the things running through my head:


What I Want To Say: "You are a complete moron. Your mental problems are not a fault. Get away from me".
What I Actually Say: "Are you sure it's faulty sir? You followed the instruction manual properly yes?"

What I Want To Say: "I really really hate you, you know that?"
What I Actually Say: "You wan't to see it again? Alright i'll go get it down again."

What I Want To Say: "Yes i'm busy. You can tell because of all these things i'm doing."
What I Actually Say: "No, it's alright. How can I help?"

What I Want To Say: "If you don't shut your damn mouth in the next five seconds, you're going to wake up in a ditch somewhere."
What I Actually Say: "I understand what you're saying sir, but please let me explain."

What I Want To Say: "If I have to explain myself once more, I'm going to shove the damn thing up your nose."
What I Actually Say: "No sir, that's the one you need. This one won't be any good for what you're trying to do."

What I Want To Say: "Piss off."
What I Actually Say: "Good morning!"

What I Want To Say: "What the hell is actually wrong with you? Who comes out shopping at this kind of time? We've been open all day! Why now?"
What I Actually Say: "We're closing in three minutes sir."

What I Want To Say: "You're still asking questions? You know what time it is, I know this because I've told you five times now. Do you honestly think I'm going to sit here with you all night? I'm not getting paid anymore you know."
What I Actually Say: "Could we start wrapping this up now? We closed five minutes ago."

What I Want To Say: "Go on, get lost. If i ever have to look at you again, I might just kill someone."
What I Actually Say: "Thank you sir, Goodnight."